Shawn had developed a new love of dancing. Any time he hears music, he starts to dance. Of course that means we all must dance, too. (He is thoroughly disappointed in Jason's refusal to participate in the dance party, though.)
He's also perfecting his first knock, knock joke...are you ready?
(Shawn) Knock, knock.
(me) Who's there?
(Shawn) Banana.
(me) Banana who?
(Shawn) Knock, knock.
(me) Who's there?
(Shawn) Banana.
(me) Banana who?
(Shawn) Knock, knock.
(me) Who's there?
(Shawn) Orange.
(me) Orange who?
(Shawn) Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
(Shawn) "Waaah, waaah, waaaaaaah!"
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Jason:
(to daddy) "Put me down, I want to tell mommy something!"
(hurried over to me) "Mommy, daddy forgot the pizza on top of the car! And it would have made a mess all over the road..." He waited a second before he added, "Waaah, waaah, waaaaaaah!"
Jason had a sad little face that he thought no one was noticing. "Daddy, daddy, daddy. Say, 'Jason what's the matter?'" He went back to making a sad little face.
(Isaac) What Jay?
"Daddy, say, 'Jason what's the matter?'" Cue another sad face.
(Isaac) Oh! Jason, what's the matter?
"My tummy hurts."
(Isaac) Well, what do you want me to do?
"I want more chocolate donut. That will make it feel better!"
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Jack:
Within the last week, Jack has started to earnestly clap when he's happy. He claps when he's sad. He claps when he's bored. He claps when he's having fun. You get the picture. He loves himself a good clap.
I love the fact that Jack has started patting me (on the arm, the back, or wherever he can reach) when I pat him. He thinks it's incredibly funny to do, too, and always laughs when I ask him what he's doing.
1 comment:
Those boys are so funny. It's great that you took the time to write these down. You should consider submitting them to Reader's Digest. If they use any of them you'll get paid $100.
~Di
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