This Kid

I was on the couch, minding my own business.

This kid came over, grabbed my foot, and stuck it on his face! I have no idea why. He makes me laugh, though. I think we'll keep him. ❤️

Too Quiet

We should have known better...

It was just too quiet, and in the life of a parent, that just isn't going to mean good news.

Rookie mistake on our parts. We KNOW better.

So why was it so quiet?

The boy was busy PEELING THE PAINT OFF OF HIS DOOR!!!!!

Who does that kind of thing?!?! 

My child. Sigh.

I'm guessing that he's learned his lesson and won't do this exact thing ever again. (He got into big trouble. Besides, how could he now that the paint is gone?) 

I shudder to think of what he'll do next, though.

Not My Child Monday

My child does not have the nerve to bite me on the neck again and then scream when I yelp (maybe too loudly) from the pain. Oh no!

It would be preposterous that I would have to console said crying child while silently cursing from the agony of the bite that didn't happen, right?

Right.

That's what I thought.

Good thing Jason my child who shall remain nameless could never do that. Humph.

But my neck sure is sore for some reason...