Conversation with a Teenager

Me: You need to brush your hair. Wait. Did you wash your hair while you were in the shower? 

Him: Yeah. 

Me: It doesn’t look wet… 

Him: I dried it very well with the towel. 

Me: … 

Him: … 

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

Him: (as he’s walking away) Thanks for the complement… 

Teens are so much fun!

Conversations With 13 Year Olds

Me: Okay. No more with the dad jokes. I can’t handle any more.

Jason: That wasn’t a dad joke. That one was actually funny.

Isaac: Wha…? Hey!

Me: bwahahahaha!

Conversations With Thirteen Year Olds

Me: "Stop..."

Him: "Hammer Time!"

Me: "Really? Not collaborate and Listen? Hm."

Him: "Whatever."

LOL! Made me chuckle.