Say What?

Oh these boys are always at it ...

J: Mom, I like the National Album.
Me: It's the "National Anthem" not "Album."
J: Yeah, I like that one, too.
J (a few seconds later): Especially if it's country.

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Me: Shawn, let's go do your homework now.
S: Wait just a minute, momma. I'm talkin' to Jason.
Me: Let's go, Shawn.
S: Mom. I'm almost finished.
S: Jason, whatcha' doing?

Me: Sigh.

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J: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, its face was white as snow...

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Jack (while standing outside yesterday morning): Bye, bye black ducks!
Me: Uh, Jack, those are crows!