This afternoon when Isaac got in the car:
Jack: Dad, Jason was sitting in the driver seat, pushing buttons.
Dad: Hey, Jack, don't rat out your brother!
Jason: (face looking straight ahead while simultaneously turning deaf) ...
Dad: Jason were you sitting in the driver's seat?
Jason: (still looking ahead while remaining deaf AND mute) ...
So when you turn on the car and the windshield wipers start moving and the hazard light and the high beams are on, you know that he may be eyeballing upgrading to the driver's seat as soon as he can.

