Conversation with a Teenager

Me: You need to brush your hair. Wait. Did you wash your hair while you were in the shower? 

Him: Yeah. 

Me: It doesn’t look wet… 

Him: I dried it very well with the towel. 

Me: … 

Him: … 

Me: 🤦🏼‍♀️ 

Him: (as he’s walking away) Thanks for the complement… 

Teens are so much fun!