My child does not have the nerve to bite me on the neck again and then scream when I yelp (maybe too loudly) from the pain. Oh no!
It would be preposterous that I would have to console said crying child while silently cursing from the agony of the bite that didn't happen, right?
Right.
That's what I thought.
Good thing Jason my child who shall remain nameless could never do that. Humph.
But my neck sure is sore for some reason...
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T is teething and has been biting me. I've got bruises to prove it and S says I need to tell everyone so they don't think he's beating me
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