Conversations With 12 Year Olds

Me: "Look. His hair is almost as long as your hair!"

Him: "No it's not."

Him: "Not even close. I can eat my hair."

Me (pulling his brother's hair down to measure its length): "This is pretty long."

Him: "Nope. He can't even put his hair up his nose!"

Me: "Um...why do you put your hair up your nose?!"

Him: ...exasperated sigh...

LOL. Needless to say, everyone has long hair around these parts!