Conversations With 5 Year Olds

I came home early to get ready for the big boys' eye appointment. Isaac was rinsing his hands at the kitchen sink. Jack was sitting at the table, eating, when I walked in...

Me: "What are you doing, Jack?"

Him: "I'm eating lunch..."

Him (in a somewhat disgusted tone): "Like a DOG."

Me: "Ok then. Have fun."

Lol!