Conversations With 6 Year Old

From the backseat while driving in the car:

J: I just thought of something.

Isaac: What's that?

J: I'm going to have to marry mom because I don't have a wife yet.

Isaac: Um, Jay, you have plenty of time for that. Right now you need to play and have fun and school. You're only in kindergarten.

J: Yeah. And next year I'll be in first grade. And then I'll be in second grade. Then third grade!

Isaac: See? You still have some time before you start worrying about getting married.

J: Then I'll be in fourth grade...

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When leaving the bathroom...

S: Mom, will you close the door?

Me: Okay.

S: And say, "poon-ja."

Me: What?

S: Say, "poon-ja."

Me: What does that mean?

S (sighing): Never mind.

And I still have no idea what that means!