Conversations With 5 Year Olds

I posted this on Facebook, but I wanted to record it here, too.

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"Mom, Robert and Sadie drive cars better than I cook hot dogs!"

Who are Robert and Sadie? And you don't cook.

"The fish, mom. Didn't you know that? I know I don't cook. That's why they drive better!"

Yes, I know we have fish. I just thought their names were Paul and Ringo. Apparently I've been wrong all these years.